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给蚊子的一封信

可恶的蚊子：

你坏！你坏！天底下第一坏！你头顶一个鸡蛋，带兵攻打血站――人类，你就是一个希特勒法西斯，你是天下第一坏蛋。不知你还记得不，在一个夜深人静的夜晚，你对我扔了一本“宣战书”，然后又来攻击我，你狠狠地咬了我一口，用你那细细的吸管大口大口地把我的鲜血吸进了你的“储藏室”，第二天我醒来才发现我变成了一个“钢铁侠”!

第二次，我在学校上课时，你趁我不注意，用你那细细的“针”悄悄地插入我的肌肤，饱饱的吸上了一口，你让我站也不是，坐也不是，打也打不着，你让我坐立难安，我在凳子上左右摇摆，老师见了，叫我起来回答问题，我没回答起，只好乖乖的罚站。晚上我睡觉你有来了，让我一夜没睡好，你真可恨！

还有一次，你来了一次“退耕还林”我的血被你吸了，你就应该走，可你还站在我身上“播种”一个又一个，我很不能把你碎尸万断。你走后，我狂抓不已，痒得我在床上乱蹭，妈妈见状把我狠狠地批了一顿。

蚊子啊，你太可恶，我恨死了你，希望你不要再来骚扰我，要不然我定叫你有去无回！

灭蚊协会会长：侯鉴

二零一三年七月十四日

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